How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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