My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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