i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
nut hugger
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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