Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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