Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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