Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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