she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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