it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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