weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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