guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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