there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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