I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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