i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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