dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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