Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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