I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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