Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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