He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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