How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He felt like a one man threesome
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize