He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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