A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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