Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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