I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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