yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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