no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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