She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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