I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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