so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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