is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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