I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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