Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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