The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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