Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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