butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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