You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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