I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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