And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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