hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
