so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So many bounce houses so little time
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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