This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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