He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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