be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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