Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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