whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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