Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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