I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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