Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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