redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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