something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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