Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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