hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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