Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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