do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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