barbara walters just said penis...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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