peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
is that a dick in a sweater?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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