Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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