Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
A+ Viking dick
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
